Recipes For Disaster

Or Tastiness...Hopefully Tastiness.

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imgoddamnpluckyremember:

hobbits-with-jetpacks:

iguessigotbetter:

cuntofdoom:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT

woah i need this rn.

My brain hurts

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!

(Source: 7dam7ien7, via xxsometimestheywinxx)